Founded in 2002, the Houston Texans are well beyond the Expansion Team Courtesy Bubble of being lackluster. They've yet to make the playoffs, let alone win multiple Super Bowls like we'd all like them to do.
But never before have the Texans been so aptly prepared to handle surviving in the deadly AFC South.
For your convenience, below is a complete listing of this season's games. And just as an aside, it is formatted to fit perfectly into your wallet. Simply print it out, fold it up, then slip it in there. See, perfect fit.
Click on each week's link to purchase tickets.
1. Week 1: September 11th - Indianapolis Colts
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Location: Houston
Opponent: Indianapolis Colts
Time (CST): 12 p.m.
Network/Channel: CBS, DIRECTV 705
2. Week 2: September 18th - Miami Dolphins
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Location: Miami
Opponent: Miami Dolphins
Time (CST): 3:15 p.m.
Network/Channel: CBS, DIRECTV 707
3. Week 3: September 25th - New Orleans Saints
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Location: New Orleans
Opponent: New Orleans Saints
Time (CST): 12 p.m.
Network/Channel: CBS
4. Week 4: October 2nd - Pittsburgh Steelers
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Location: Houston
Opponent: Pittsburgh Steelers
Time (CST): 12 p.m.
Network/Channel: CBS, DIRECTV 705
5. Week 5: October 9th - Oakland Raiders
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Location: Houston
Opponent: Oakland Raiders
Time (CST): 12 p.m.
Network/Channel: FOX, DIRECTV
6. Week 6: October 16th - Baltimore Ravens
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Location: Baltimore
Opponent: Baltimore Ravens
Time (CST): 3:05 p.m.
Network/Channel: CBS, DIRECTV 704
7. Week 7: October 23rd - Tennessee Titans
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Location: Tennessee
Opponent:Tennessee Titans
Time (ET): 12 p.m.
Network/Channel: CBS
8. Week 8: October 30th - Jacksonville Jaguars
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Location: Houston
Opponent: Jacksonville Jaguars
Time (CST): 12 p.m.
Network/Channel: CBS
9. Week 9: November 6th - Cleveland Browns
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Location: Houston
Opponent: Cleveland Browns
Time (CST): 12 p.m.
Network/Channel: CBS, DIRECTV 705
10. Week 10: November 13th - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
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Location: Tampa Bay
Opponent: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Time (CST): 12 p.m.
Network/Channel: CBS, DIRECTV 705
