Stop Searching For Free Thanksgiving Wallpaper For Your Desktop, Go Vote For Mayor

Hi. In case you hadn't heard, there's this wee little election going on right now in Houston. Something about the Mayor of Houston or whatever; I'm not sure, I was busy searching out free Thanksgiving wallpapers for my desktop and Brandon Spikes eye gouging videos on Youtube from this Saturday's Georgia game.

But should you feel the need to participate in this pretty innocuous and inconsequential event, you can locate an official polling booth near you right here. However, I feel like I should let you know ahead of time that you do not receive any type of award for doing your civic duty.

Not even one single polling official will refer to you as The Greatest, Most Attractive Person in the History of the World after you've voted, no matter how long you stand around and wait for it (or even if you actively petition for it). 

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