Saturday To Do: Meet Some Olympians, Buy Some Shell Toes

Today the Galleria Mall unveils its mega-Adidas store. There's a little bit of something for everyone: a gaggle of Adidas cheerleaders meandering around (no doubt brought in because of their wondrous IQs), giveaways every thirty minutes, and autograph signings by Olmpyians Jeremy Wariner and Darvis Patton. Neither one of them won gold in China, by the way, so I'm sure they'll appreciate it if you repeatedly mention to them how amazing Michael Phelps was.

Oh, and also, Santa is already posted up in the same area as the Adidas store for photo ops. Coincidentally, he didn't win any golds in China either.